Author: James Brown

Uncle Bad Touch Richardson and the fall of photography…

It seems Terry Richardson has a hard time not being creepy and perverted in his daily life. If you've ever seen any of his photography work, he has a hard time not being a complete pervert and borderline pedophile/hebephile in his daily life. Yet, the MeToo brigade finally caught up with Uncle Bad Touch... Only, you fucking pearl clutchers are about a decade or more late on that train. Go ahead and click that button and see why. (more…)
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There Be Cat Ladies Here…

So, Dave recommended that I should go ahead and talk about these insufferable people that align themselves onto a website. These are people you wouldn't talk to. These are people you wouldn't associate with. You wouldn't allow these harpies into your own home. And I'm sure they smell like lack of feminine products. If you're already assuming I'm talking about The Mary Sue, then hang around! (more…)
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You Got Worked, Bro

Today, it's time to cover the curious case of Aubrey Sitterson. I normally don't mention jack or shit about comics, as my favored medium is the written one. Regardless of that, Aubrey is a subject that gets my eternal ire. To be blunt, he's a human stain on more than one medium. Our first interlude with him was on his now failing wrestling podcast, STRAIGHT SHOOT. He used this platform back then to bring in the hipster audience to pull apart the chains of professional wrestling. Somehow, he didn't take the hint that he wasn't special back then. (more…)
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Off to Fantasy Land

This will give away a bit about your two writers/hosts, but don't worry. We're all friends here. Or at least frenemies. Whichever term you want to use, I'll go for it. Not like you're interested in what I'm wanting to call us, but here is something that I do want to talk about. I want to acknowledge where we came from. And in a way, I want to put a light on how convergence ruined where we came from... (more…)
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The DREAM is Over

This is going to be a slightly brief post, but aren't most OP-EDs? What the title is referring to is the DACA act and the recipients who call themselves "Dreamers". The children of illegal immigrants who are born in the US to anchor them via an nationalization exemption in the Constitution. The children are allowed to stay, yes, but the parents (by law) are sent back to their point of origin. At least, until Obama passed DACA. (more…)
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PC Isn’t Profitable Comedy

As far as first posts go, I always have a doozy when I write anything. But look at the title. There's a reason for it. We're going to look at the very sad case of PC comedians trying to make themselves more relevant than they actually are. And you folks should remember Maddox (known as George Ouzounian to the IRS.) Maddox used to be the premier offensive internet personality back in his day. In fact, he wrote three books about many of his offensive diatribes. Those selections: The Alphabet of Manliness, I Am Better than Your Kids aka Crappy Children's Art, and F*ck Whales: Petty Essays from...
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